Plofessional

September 15, 2007

Limpeh tau merng sibeh terng. Wu jit gang bohsong tiok cheong ki salon kioh ah beng ga limpeh kar tau merng.

Limpeh: “Ah beng, lai ga limpeh kar tampok. Mai sueh ah. Limpeh boh thua jin chueh lui.”

Ah beng: (BOH THUA LUI?!) “Wah, boh thua lui? Wa thia kong lu sibeh wu lui leh.”

Limpeh : “Hahahaha, lu si di jit peng hee kia thia eh? Boh lah. Limpeh ai kar tau merng mah si jit nerng ko guek ka kar jit pai.”

Ah beng: “Si meh? Mai sien wa la hor.”

Limpeh : “Limpeh boh ahneh eng sien lu. Kammeh lai kar tau merng lah.”

Ah beng: “ok ok…”

Limpeh : “Er, ah beng ah, bueh ki merng lu hor. Jit peng kar tau merng ai luah chueh lui ah?”

Ah beng : “RM30.”

Limpeh : “WAH LANEHHHH. Lu tock kueh bak ah?”

Ah beng : “wahlao. wa plofessional leh.”

Limpeh : “laoeh. mai kar liao lah. Limpeh chueh Muthu kar. Boh gao lui la. RM30 sibeh kui.”

Ah beng : “ok lur” :(

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  1. mai kalu ho liau

    Comment by chabor — September 15, 2007 @ 8:44 pm

  2. thar ki kar bo thoik lui la….
    ha ha ha ha ha

    Comment by keng chio — September 16, 2007 @ 11:58 pm

  3. haha tan eh Muthu buai hiau kar tau meng la…

    Comment by kee siao — September 20, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

  4. linbu tua qi8ai ho kau

    Comment by Poo the banana peoples? — October 19, 2007 @ 6:21 pm

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