Wa Si Hokkien Lang

Patt thor si beh yiao, limpeh soon chiu tiok huah chia ki McDonalds jiak supper. Limpeh ka lu kong, am mee si kan ai jiak supper, siong hor si mai ki McDonalds. An chua leh? Tiong kim Ramadhan ki McDonalds ai bai dui pun gang koh. Wo boh si kong huanna lang boh hor, tapi limpeh patt thor si beh yiao la! McDonalds eh staff mah si huanna, zhor kang si beh bann. Limpeh eh zai lu puasa, tapi lu puasa mai anneh kuan ai si ai si eh sai boh?

Si beh bann eh ler. Jit zhun McDonalds si Slow Food liao lah. Boh si Fast Food liao lah. Staff kar chiu bann, beh yao kin. Limpeh na si koh ai huah chia ki KFC, tiok jin bann liao. Choon kut tao liao.

Bai dui bai dui, bai tiok limpeh si zhun, jit geh staff ga limpeh bin chioh chioh take order. Limpeh order liao, heng lui liao, chueh teh hng zeh. Zeh liao tiok kin kin lim tao seng staff hor limpeh eh Coke. NABEHHHHH yi hor limpeh eh Coke kanna kun zhui eh!!!!!!!

Tulan.

Limpeh tau merng sibeh terng. Wu jit gang bohsong tiok cheong ki salon kioh ah beng ga limpeh kar tau merng.

Limpeh: “Ah beng, lai ga limpeh kar tampok. Mai sueh ah. Limpeh boh thua jin chueh lui.”

Ah beng: (BOH THUA LUI?!) “Wah, boh thua lui? Wa thia kong lu sibeh wu lui leh.”

Limpeh : “Hahahaha, lu si di jit peng hee kia thia eh? Boh lah. Limpeh ai kar tau merng mah si jit nerng ko guek ka kar jit pai.”

Ah beng: “Si meh? Mai sien wa la hor.”

Limpeh : “Limpeh boh ahneh eng sien lu. Kammeh lai kar tau merng lah.”

Ah beng: “ok ok…”

…

Limpeh : “Er, ah beng ah, bueh ki merng lu hor. Jit peng kar tau merng ai luah chueh lui ah?”

Ah beng : “RM30.”

Limpeh : “WAH LANEHHHH. Lu tock kueh bak ah?”

Ah beng : “wahlao. wa plofessional leh.”

Limpeh : “laoeh. mai kar liao lah. Limpeh chueh Muthu kar. Boh gao lui la. RM30 sibeh kui.”

Ah beng : “ok lur”