Wa Si Hokkien Lang

Haih. Zhor hak seng siong teh cham eh si gan tiok si kor chek. Jit thak chek mi thak chek. Ai check mail khua hee mah boh eng. Ai kun geh gui tiam jeng mah beh sai. Takkang ki lai simik pun bien sior, tiok si thak chek nia.

Limpeh jin pin thua thak la!

Thak lai thak ki mah si sioh siang eh mi kia. Khua liao mah sien.

*Sioh Bak Zhang ringtone*

Limpeh : Halo?

Ah Pek : Halo?

Limpeh : Halo?

Ah Pek : Halo?

Limpeh : Halo? Unker. Lu si tiang?

Ah Pek : Wa… lu… lu… Lu si tiang?

Limpeh : Unker. Lu ka simik hor beh?

Ah Pek : 01H-OKKIEN-LANG

Limpeh : Erm. Tiok ah. Lu si tiang, unker?

Ah Pek : … …

Limpeh : Halo?

Ah Pek : … *kam tien wek*

Limpeh : *-_-|||*

Thee si sibeh juakkkk. Limpeh ai phuah pee liao.

Limpeh jit kui kang tiam tiam ga sao. Sao beh teng. Wu si sao liao sibeh kang kor. Pang eh jio long zhong si erng sek. Beh tahan. Limpeh na si boh ki khua lor kun, boh tang jiak yiok. Tapi khua lor kun jin gwee eh leh…

Limpeh pokai liao.

Eng credit card eh sai boh?

Limpeh : Plomotion si boh?

Ah Beng : Ah. Siloh.

Limpeh : Then, jit zhun si simik position liao?

Ah Beng : Sueh sueh liap ci nia lah.

Limpeh : Peng siong si eh programmer plomote jioh jioh wu manager mah. Wu boh?

Ah Beng : Boh.

Limpeh : Then? Lu plomote simik.

Ah Beng : Wa ai gao yun liao.

Limpeh : Har? Jit geh ga plomotion simik guan heh?

Ah Beng : Tauke eh chabohkia mah…

Limpeh : Wah, lu sueh sueh liap programmer jit zhun zo tauke eh son-in-law ah?

Ah Beng : Heheheh, ga lu kong liao plomotion.

Limpeh : Anneh kuan… lim kopi nia meh. Kio gui ki Carlsberg happy laaaaa.

Ah Beng : Okeh!

Ah Beng : Eh, eng boh? Kia lim kopi.

Limpeh : Mai lah. Limpeh boh simik eng. An cua kia lit anneh hor jio limpeh lim kopi?

Ah Beng : Heheheh, wa tiok promotion.

Limpeh : Wah, anneh kuan ai chia liao lor!

Ah Beng : Chia lu lim kopi la.

Limpeh : Lim kopi niahhh?

Ah Beng : Lim kopi boh gao?

Limpeh : Gao… gao…

Sibeh juak ahhhhhh!

Ti si ai lor hor?