Wa Si Hokkien Lang

Ah Beng, Ah Lian ga Ah Boon (keh mia) jio wa ki chio karaoke. Walaoeh. Limpeh sibeh ku boh ki tai teng chio kua liao. Sueh han si zhun wa giak microphone jit thao zhao ki tai teng chio limpeh sibeh suka eh twinkle twinkle. Jit zhun ah si kio limpeh ki chio twinkle twinkle, limpeh tiok hor yi si.

Ah Beng : “Eh, jip peng karaoke kanasai leh.”

Ah Lian : “An cua?”

Ah Beng : “Wa ai chio eh kua boh leh.”

Ah Lian : “Lu ai chio simik kua?”

Ah Beng : “Ah Cheng Bueh Lor Ti”

Ah Lian : “Simik? Oi jip peng sama angmoh kua leh. Tolok wu hokkien kua eh?”

Ah Beng : “Wu eh lah. Wa wu thia tiok lang chio.”

Ah Lian : “Okay. Lu ban ban chueh.”

Ah Boon : “Wu jit kuan eh kua meh?”

Limpeh : “Mm zai lah. Eh wa ai Lin Jun Jie leh wu boh?”

Ah Beng : “Haiyah, hor wa chueh wa eh kua seng lah!”

Ah Lian : “Haiyoh.”

Ah Beng : “AH! CHUEH TIOK LIAO!”

Ah Lian : “Tolok?”

Ah Beng : “Neh!”

Ah Cheng Bueh Lor Ti -> Unchained Melody

Ah Boon, Ah Lian & Limpeh : *peng*

Limpeh : “Ahmad, you boleh tolong ambikkan buku itu kah?”

Ahmad : “Nabeh. Lu beh sai kaki giak ah?”

Limpeh : “Ahmad, itu buku banyak jauh oh. Lengan sakit oh.”

Ahmad : “Nabeh. Kioh patt lang giak lah.”

Limpeh : “Ahmad, tolonglah.”

Ahmad : “Mai lah, ki si lah.”

Limpeh : “Ahmad, pernahkan you suruh I tolong you? Tolonglah sikit.”

Ahmad : “Walanneh. Lu si sibeh eng si boh. Anneh chueh si kan ka wa kong wueh, lu kaki giak lah!”

Limpeh : “Ahmad…”

Ahmad : “Mai lah. Ki si.”

Limpeh : “Cibai lah. Ki si.”

Gingko or dawai!!!!! (jingle all the way)

Oi! Xmas ai kao liao lu lang prepare hoh liao beh? Bueh present liao beh? Bueh xmas tree liao beh? Lu lang ah si ai hor wa xmas present… limpeh wu gmail account lu send to mai melbox! @ wasihokkienlang (di) ji miao dokkom.

Kia lit eh post tam pok boh siang. Hoh peng you rojaks tag wa oh. Jia lat liao. Engrish tag oh, limpeh siah hokkien eh. An cua siah? Mai kia. Limpeh reply yi eh tag, hokkien style.

State who tagged you;
- List who you want your Santa Claus to be (the bearer of the gift);
- State the gift you wish to get;
- Then invite a few friends to join the tag, and inform them by dropping a comment in their blog.

Tiang tag lu leh?
rojaks, limpeh “hou pang yaw” kakaka.

Lu ai tiang zhor lu eh Santa Clause?

*lau pi huekkkkkkkkk*

er.. kio kui eh peng you zhor tin tiok tag!
1. plink
2. Kyels
3. Shireen K
4. The Visitor
5….

aiyah sien. Lu ai tag tiok ka ki tag lah. Lau jit geh comment kong lu wu tag ah. Tenkiuz.

UPDATE !!!!

The Visitor kong wa bueh ki jit geh question!

State the gift you wish to get;

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hahahahah!

Limpeh : “Eh John, kia lit jin eng ah? Bien thak chek meh? Mia zai koh chek wor.”

John : “Wah lan. Jit kang 24 tiam jeng lai thak chek meh. Eh si lah.”

Limpeh : “Si loh. Aih. Lecturer mm zai zhor simik eh. Sunday koh chek! Kaninah. Sunday si hor lang rest eh, yi kuai lan ki zhor jit geh midterm. Hai wa lang sama thak si chek, yi tiok ki Pure Bar enjoy la.”

John : “Hahaha. Pure Bar, baru kui oh. Thia kong renovate peng sui leh.”

Limpeh : “Yeah. Yi zhor lau teng, zhor liao peng sui. Lau ka, bien cho boh lang ki. Hahaha.”

John : “Oi, Sunday night ai ki Pure Bar boh?”

Limpeh : “Zhor simik? Khua cha bo meh? Lu eh internet boh tang khua si boh?”

John : “Aiyah mai kong liao lah. Download sibeh ban. Kui keng chu teh Bittorrent, wa an cua surf net?!”

Limpeh : “Ka yi lang kong, kio yi lang limit la. Besides ah, eh sai kong, jit Download, mi surfing mah. Anneh kuan lu ai sng lu eh online game tiok bueh lag lo.”

John : “Si loh. Kaninah. Ai download mp3 mah kang koh. Search pun kang koh ah! Boh mi kia chut lai eh.”

Limpeh : “Lu complain simik ler. Ha kin chueh housemate kong liao la.”

John : “Ok. Ok.”

Limpeh : “Oi. Wa ai ki.”

John : “Ki tolok? simik?”

Limpeh : “Pure Bar lah.”

John : “kekkekekek… ok ok ok ok. koh liao chek ki.”

Wah lan. Wa thao jit pai thia ker wu lui lang parking bien khua chia eh. Nabeh. Lu parking sui sui hor lang, lang tiok eh parking sui sui hor lu mah! Anneh kuan cin cin cai cai parking boh sar boh si, limpeh khua liao pun thor huik.

Benz tiok bien si ah. Lang parking thit thit, lu tiok park tng tng. Lu anneh kuan park, jip pai park sar chia eh wui! Sibeh kuailan. Parking coupon mah pang jit tioh nia. Yi park sar chia eh wui, ying gai pang sar ter coupon mah. Nabeh. Lu anneh kuan eh pattern limpeh jeng hu an cua tan lui? Limpeh jeng hu an cua zhor sui sui eh building? Tiong kim Melaka boh simik lui ai zhor lor, ka Malaysia jeng hu thor sibeh chueh lui. Mm zai wu kui billion oh.

Ok. Mai kong jeng hu liao. Tan hor ma ta diak lai zhor ear squats. haha.

Bueh tahan ah! Takkang ti choo choh boh tai ji. Thak chek thak bueh jip. Pang sai pang bueh chut.

After wa announce “retirement”, wu chin chueh lang email wa kio wa mai teng. Peng you sama kio wa mai teng. Wa teng because wa boh huat liao. Takkang siah bollok, khua bollok, thak bollok, tollok wu si kan thak chek? Nabeh, koh beh kong ai sng game ah, kao cha bo la, kun la. Tollok wu si kan choh!

Tapi wa “retire” si chun, mah si boh thak chek. Si liao lah anneh kuan. Lu lang wu anneh kuan sior boh, jit kang 24 hours is boh kao eh.

Kun - puek tiam jeng
Jiak - sar tiam jeng (jit kang jiak sar tng)
Chang ek - jit tiam jeng (+pangsai+pangjioh+khua poh chua haha)
Game (DotA) - jit tiam jeng
Homework - jit tiam jeng
Hiu sek - jit tiam jeng
Class - luck tiam jeng
Chatting - jit tiam jeng
Chueh mi kia download (mm si lasap mi kia lah) - jit tiam jeng

Chun jit tiam jeng. Choh simik? Jit geh jit tiam jeng si hor travelling eh. Nabeh. Kia lor ki class, ki pangsai, ki chang ek, bien si kan eh meh. Limpeh mm si superman. Limpeh mah mm si walkman.

Jit kang 24 tiam jeng ee jeng eng liao liao. Ai keh mah beh sai. Kanasai!

Note: I’m back lo ladies and gentlemen. Takkang wa khua jit geh bollok mati-mati eh feeling, wa mah jin sien.