Wa Si Hokkien Lang

Ah Lun : “Eh, jit zhun lu si wa eh manager… Wa ai MC tiok MC ok?”

Limpeh : “Kaopeh. Tauke eh kan wa ler. Beh sai.”

Ah Lun : “Aiyah, lu ka wa chiam mia, phak si kan lah.”

Limpeh : “Wa beh hiao chiam lu eh mia.”

Ah Lun : “Wa kar lu lar.”

Limpeh : “Then lu eh kang ler? Bien zhor liao ah?”

Ah Lun : “Ti choo zhor…”

Limpeh : “Cibai. Anneh kuan lu zhor manager hor wa ti choo zhor kang ok?”

Ah Lun : “…”

*knock* *knock* *knock*

Limpeh : “Pulease Cum In!”

*jip*

Limpeh : “Eh?! Ah Lun? Wu simik tai ji?”

Ah Lun : “Har? Lu si sin eh manager ah?!”

Limpeh : “Lu mm zai meh?”

Ah Lun : “Wahlan. Wa MC jit leh pai leh. Kanneh, wa siu tiok letter kioh wa lai report to manager. Lu send eh ah?”

Limpeh : “Wa khua wa khua… Eh jip lai ler. An cua kia pang wa kao kong wueh.”

Ah Lun : “Oh okokokok…”

Limpeh : “Hmmmm… jit geh mail mm si wa send eh.”

Ah Lun : “Oh. ex-manager eh.”

Limpeh : “Haha ex-manager tiok bien chap lah! Haha.”

Ah Lun : “An cua bien chap? Yi promoted zhor lu eh supervisor ler.”

Limpeh : “Har?!”

Ah Lun : “Aiyah, mai kuan seng. Kia, ki Mcdonalds. Sui boh?”

Limpeh : “Sui.”

Chao cibai. Zhor kang thao jit kang tiok wu ploblem liao. Kaninah. Offit lai bin wu jit geh ah soh, si lai ga wa lang phao kopi eh. Yi jin jia ker gien eh. Suka suka tiok pang chueh chueh tng, suka suka tiok pang chueh chueh creamer. Haha. Wa si kia yi cin cai luan luan pang mi kia… Limpeh lim liao yi eh kopi eh si ah!

Limpeh : “Ah Soh, tolong phao jit pueh kopi kao, eh sai boh?”

Ah Soh : “Ok.”

… … …

Limpeh : “Ah Soh! An cua kia lit eh kopi anneh kiam eh?”

Ah Soh : “Simik kiam? Wa pang tng nia lah.”

Limpeh : “Tng? Tng eh tupperware simik colour?”

Ah Soh : “Ang sek eh lah!”

Limpeh : “Jit geh si yiam lah! Tng is chee sek eh lah.”

Ah Soh : “oh soli…”

Jin ku boh siah blog liao. Lu lang ho boh?

Wa chueh wu kang zhor liao. Jit chun ti jit geh sales eh kong si zhor kang. Peng you kai siao wa lai zhor eh. Mah si ka teng pai sioh siang. Zhor jit geh Manager. Ho cai limpeh expeelience kao kao, eh sai zhor Manager. Na si boh ah, limpeh tiok ai ki sueh jamban lo!

Ah Peng ka Ah Lun sibeh support wa. Wa wu simik problem wa eh sai ka yi lang kong. Aih. Jit geh seh kai tolok eh sai chueh anneh kuan eh ho peng you. Haha.