Johor? Johor Bahru?
April 23, 2005Kia lit zar ki chit tiam wa ga Ah Lun ki jiak breakfast. Sibeh song. Wu tauki, wu neng, wu sambal, wu gang hur kia. Song ga ai si. Jit eh bueh breakfast eh Auntie ka patt eh Auntie boh siang. Jit eh Auntie su ka lai ka wa nang kong wueh. Wa khua yi si ai khai siow yi eh cha bo kia hor wa 
Auntie : “Lu si to lok eh lang?”
Ah Lun : “Johor lang.”
Auntie : “Johor Bahru har?”
Ah Lun : “Si Johor lang, boh si Johor Bahru lang. Bo siang eh.”
Auntie : “Sioh siang lah Johor ka Johor Bahru sioh siang eh!”
Ah Lun : “Psst… Hokkienlang. Sioh siang meh?”
Limpeh : “(Psst..) Aiyah, lu ka yi ha kin kong liao lah. Wa ai ki zhor kang eh ler.”
Ah Lun : “(Psst…) Mai anneh kuan ler. An cua ka yi kong?”
Limpeh : “(Psst…) Cincai lah. Huah hee tio hor lah.”
Auntie : “Lu nang kong simik an cua anneh sueh sia.”
Ah Lun : “Kong lu cha bor kia cin sui lah.”
Auntie : “Jin eh ah?… AH NING!!! LAI!!! Khai siow neng eh humsup hensem ta poh hor lu patt!!!”
Limpeh & Ah Lun : “…”
