Sueh Thor Kar
April 8, 2005Oh, kia lit wa ai sueh thor kar. Boh pien. Wa kor mai sau thor kar, simik lan sai mah lai. Aih. Si beh la sap ah! Tapi wa beh start si zhun, Ah Long kar tien weh lai.
Ah Long : “Eh, lu chor simik?”
Limpeh : “Boh eng lah.”
Ah Long : “Chor simik ler?”
Limpeh : “Sueh thor kar.”
Ah Long : “WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA lu sueh thor kar? Lor ang hor lo!”
Limpeh : “Nabeh.”
Ah Long : “Wa ai chut ki bueh hor jia liao. Ai lor ang hor liao!”
Limpeh : “Eh..”
Ah Long : “Simikkk?”
Limpeh : “Lu eh sai bueh sueh thor kar eh yiok chooi hor wa boh. Wa bueh ki buey.”
Ah Long : “Okeh. Ko ai simik?”
Limpeh : “Hun ki.”
Ah Long : “Lan eh! Boh yiok kiu!”
Limpeh : “Tenk kiu ah.”
Ah Long : “Mmmph.”
Thor kar kut kut tam tam bang puak toh. Sioh sim ah…
Comment by TV Smith — April 8, 2005 @ 8:48 pm
Orrrr.. ok ok.. wa sioh sim. tenkiu ah
Comment by hokkienlang — April 8, 2005 @ 9:07 pm
Wah, lu sueh thor kar pun eh bolok chitle bolok. Lu chin ho liao. Thak kuan si liao, chin eng thak liao.
Comment by Penang lang — April 8, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
mai aneh pin tua mah…chu tia tio ai cheng ki…boh tok lok eh comfortable ? *chio ka tua tua sia*
Comment by Mee Sua — April 8, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
sui tor kah ah mah huan…buey carpet…carpet le eh tor kar…bien ani mah huan…vacumm tiu eh sai liao…hahaha..
Comment by Lisa — April 8, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Penang lang : kiong hee lee, kiong hee wa … kiong hee kiong hee.. wa ki siao liao wakakaka..
Mee Sua : Tiok. Kia lit wa sueh jit peng hit peng long zhong sueh ka liao.
Lisa : Siloh. Wa boh siu tiok.
Comment by hokkienlang — April 8, 2005 @ 11:12 pm
NB… cha jit wa sia comment tak pi bo ti khi… : So kin jit wa ku chai sia. Anyways, wa tahk(read) lu eh belog liau, eh lilis tampok work-stress. So kut lak tampok, ta ta jit sia belog OK? kong hamik pun eh sai lah… pang hamik sek eh sai, pun si ho. Kam sia
(*explicit* Yesterday I wrote a comment but it disappeared. So today I write again. Anyways, I read your blog, I can release abit work-stress. So rajin abit, write a blog everyday OK. Say wat also can. Shit wat shit also can. thanks)
Comment by Bee — April 9, 2005 @ 9:30 am
wa bo sueh thor har, bo liu thor kar, tapi wa vacuum nia. pin tua liu
Comment by Tien Soon — April 9, 2005 @ 10:05 am
Interesting hokkien site; and my friends in Penang like your blog very much, ha. Your blog is gaining strong popularity/viewership. It’s just a matter of time that you fans nominate you for the most hillarious blog award.
It is like, it’s the best blog in Singapore, Johor and Batam now? (oh, and Penang!)
Comment by eve — April 9, 2005 @ 10:40 am
i dont understand a thing!! wah mm zai alot!! can give some sort of translation?
Comment by wah si teochew lang — April 9, 2005 @ 12:28 pm
lu eh peng yew kong ai lok ang hor. wa kam meh buey ho chia liao. mai ak tiok lu eh ang hor. mai phua peh.. mai chui locter… *ah-chew*
wah si teochew lang: dun worry. i’m also a teochew. there’s not much difference btween teochew and hokkien. read it out slowly, take ur time. nobody’s rushing u..
Comment by icymint — April 9, 2005 @ 1:36 pm
wa si hailam lang, tapi wah eh hiao kong tam pok hokkien wuey…so wa no problem reading this blog (very hard 2 type in hokkien, so change to english) -.-||
Comment by shingcheng — April 9, 2005 @ 1:57 pm
haha…wah peh, lu sia eh mik kia chin lau tiu, wa qin suka thak. wa pang lu eh link kin wa eh blok.
Comment by indecisive — April 9, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
wah lau eh. u sibeh bu eng hor. eng hokkien siah blog. kua ah wo eh mak jiu tia. but, your blog is so funny! sibeh ho chio ah. i like. HAHA.
Comment by banting lang — April 9, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
Si peh ho liao - hokkien bollog pun siun tiok. kanina, kio le ji sia A Peh pun beh hiao kin
Comment by wa lau bu si hokkien lang — April 9, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
sueh thor kar ane kut lak oh? haha, wa du si jit leh pai jit pai sau thor kar nia =P
Comment by autumnmusic — April 9, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
wasai……lu eh blog jin cool ler!!!!!jin hoo chio……hahahaha……wa pun ai xia hok kien blog liao!!!!!!wa shi hokkien lang!!!!!!!!!
Comment by airsupply — April 10, 2005 @ 9:57 pm
Hey Hokkienlang, hahaha hillarious site! Though I’m Cantonese, my father is a Canto from Penang (mum Hokkien from Ipoh) and now in KL, so i do understand some Hokkien though not all. Eh ur from Penang right? It’s so damn Penang Hokkien lah. Why some ppl say ur from Singapore?? *might be mistaken however. I’m Cantonese.
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Comment by ngo hai kong toong yan — May 20, 2005 @ 9:54 pm