Wa Si Hokkien Lang

Tauke : “Hokkienlang, lu ki opis khua wu wa eh file boh.”

Limpeh : “Simik sek eh?”

Tauke : “Ang sek.”

Limpeh : “Ok ok…”

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Limpeh : (Tien Weh) “Tauke! Lu eh file ti tolok? Cher boh leh!”

Tauke : “Ti wa jit dao.”

Limpeh : “… An cua lu bo ka wa zar zar kong?”

Tauke : “Hor lu exercise tam pok eh sai bo? tak kang jiak jiak jiak, bueh pui meh?”

Limpeh : “ok ok eh sai eh sai.” (Kanineh, appai ko kioh wa giak file lu tiok si!)

Char meh wa pang alarm puek tiam ki lai. Ta pi wa bo sioh sim pang thar si kan. AM wa pang PM. Nabeh. Wa ki lai eh si zhun ee jeng kao tiam liao. Si.

Aiyoh.. mm zai an cua kuan liao. Jip lab tio ee jeng kao tiam phuah liao. Ho cai tauku boh ti office. Hor yi eh zai wa kun ker thao wa eh tiok kan ah!

Wa ai kam siah Ah Leong ka wa phak punchcard. Ah Leong jin jeng eh. Khua tio wa kao tiam liao boh ti lab, yi tio eh zai wa kun ker thao. Oklah, tan eh poh si wa chia yi jiak.

Kia lit zar ki chit tiam wa ga Ah Lun ki jiak breakfast. Sibeh song. Wu tauki, wu neng, wu sambal, wu gang hur kia. Song ga ai si. Jit eh bueh breakfast eh Auntie ka patt eh Auntie boh siang. Jit eh Auntie su ka lai ka wa nang kong wueh. Wa khua yi si ai khai siow yi eh cha bo kia hor wa

Auntie : “Lu si to lok eh lang?”

Ah Lun : “Johor lang.”

Auntie : “Johor Bahru har?”

Ah Lun : “Si Johor lang, boh si Johor Bahru lang. Bo siang eh.”

Auntie : “Sioh siang lah Johor ka Johor Bahru sioh siang eh!”

Ah Lun : “Psst… Hokkienlang. Sioh siang meh?”

Limpeh : “(Psst..) Aiyah, lu ka yi ha kin kong liao lah. Wa ai ki zhor kang eh ler.”

Ah Lun : “(Psst…) Mai anneh kuan ler. An cua ka yi kong?”

Limpeh : “(Psst…) Cincai lah. Huah hee tio hor lah.”

Auntie : “Lu nang kong simik an cua anneh sueh sia.”

Ah Lun : “Kong lu cha bor kia cin sui lah.”

Auntie : “Jin eh ah?… AH NING!!! LAI!!! Khai siow neng eh humsup hensem ta poh hor lu patt!!!”

Limpeh & Ah Lun : “…”

Ah Peng : “Oi, jit eh si lu eh Bill.”

Limpeh : “Telekom eh ah?”

Ah Peng : “Anoh. Kui leh. An cua yi eh chua ang sek eh?”

Limpeh : “Chin ku bo ki heng mah.”

Ah Peng : “Wah lao eh. Lu sibeh pin tua ah!”

Limpeh : “Bo huat. Post office sibeh hrng”

Ah Peng : “Anneh kuan beh sai ler. Telekom lang eh lai diak lu jip ka lor ah!”

Limpeh : “Mai siao.”

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Limpeh : “WAH!! AN CUA WA KIAM YI ANNEH CHUEH?”

Ah Peng : “Lu kiam yi luah chueh?”

Limpeh : “Siao liao. Wa ai ki bank niah lui.”

Ah Peng : “Anneh chueh?!”

Zar ki zar zar wa ki jiak char png. Wa ka auntie kong mai pang ani chueh orr tao yew. Kia lit eh yee bee jin hor lim. Song.

Char png lai eh si zhun wa eh pat thor si beh yiow. Yiow ka wa bueh tahan. Nabeh. Cha tam pok tu lan. Ho cai auntie kar chiu kin.

Kia lit eh char png peng hor jiak. Tappai jiak wa eh kong auntie boh kao pang qi hiam jio. Tah pi kia lit boh siang lo! Auntie boh pang orr tao yew, pang chueh chueh qi hiam jio! Wa tappai kar tiok qi hiam jio wa eh bin ma siong ang! Bueh tahan. Wa orler neng pueh yee bee peng. Auntie song. Kia lit tahn wa eh lui ka chueh tam pok.

Ker hiam liao wa kong wueh pun kang kor.

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Ah Lun : “Jit tui lang tua gor eh kia.”

Ah Keong : “Ho liao. Wa seh sa eh wa tio beh tahan liao.”

Ah Peng : “Thor chiu jit eh, jia chiu jit eh. Ko jit eh an cua por?”

Limpeh : “Eng kar ler. Kekekeke.”

Ah Keong : “Bo lah. Tiong kim to lok wu lang por kia chut mng eh.”

Limpeh : “Wu leh. Lu khua yi. Por kia ler.”

Ah Keong : “Ok. Lu khua. Gor eh kia an cua por? Lao bu por neng eh. Lao peh por neng eh. Ko jit eh hor kang lang por. Enjoy simik ler.”

Limpeh : “Eh. Then lu an cua kao tim ler.”

Ah Keong : “Pang hor wa lao bu kor. Kekekeke”

Limpeh : “Wah.”

Ah Lun : “Wah.”

Ah Peng : “Wah.”

Ah Keong : “Lu nang sa eh wah simik?”

Limpeh : “Lu khua.”

Ah Keong : “Wah.”

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(Wa nang “Wah” simik? Guess guess guess guess guess… Mia zai wa siah Part 2)

Ah Lun : “Happy Birthday ler Ah Peng!”

Ah Peng : “Thank you thank you. Lu sang wa simik boh?”

Ah Lun : “Ah? An cua lu eh sai mng eh. Mai mng la.”

Ah Peng : “Oh.. ok ok.”

Limpeh : “Ah Peng, lu patt kioh kueh boh?”

Ah Peng : “Siao ah! Kioh kueh lai zhor mik?”

Limpeh : “Wa nang heng lui hor lu enjoy, ai mai?”

Ah Peng : “Mai la…”

Limpeh : “Ai tio kong. Mai pai seh.”

Ah Peng : “Heheh, mai lah. Kueh jin kui eh.”

Limpeh : “Cibai. KFC to lok eh kui. Kia, Ah Lun. Wa nang ki buey.”

Halo! Pang sai liao bueh? Kekekeke.

Wa sueh han si gao jit zhun wu jit eh phai kuan. Wa pang sai thar tiok ai khua chek. Si boh chek khua, wa eh jin sien, boh mood pang sai. Pang sai jin tiong yiow eh! Lu jit ler pai mai pang sai lah. Khua lu eh ka chng phuah boh.

Gu zar wa hak seng si, pang sai tiok ai thak chek. Pheng yong si wa boh thak chek eh! Wa tak kang chut ki cher peng you sioh hun lim jiu (kong chioh). Wa eh lao bu mng wa an cua pang sai pang sibeh gu. Wa kong wa thak chek, wa ah bu meh wa siao. Yi mm zai wa pang sai thak chek jin enjoy eh.

Jit zhun tua han liao. Lao liao. Ko si wu jit eh phai kuan. Tak kang pang sai tiok ai thak poh chuah. Wa eh chu chang chooi geng sibeh sui eh. Appai wu ki hueh wa hip siong liao pang bollok.

Cho kang si zhun…

Ah Lun : “Eh, lu eng boh?”

Limpeh : “Boh.”

Ah Lun : “Eh lu thia wa kong. Am mi ai jiak juan lor (steamboat) mai?”

Limpeh : “Wa boh lui leh.”

Ah Lun : “Wa chia.”

Limpeh : “Jin eh boh? Wa wu thia salah boh? An cua anneh ho? Tiok Toto ah?”

Ah Lun : “Boh la. Wa sio bher kwee eh tiam lah.”

Limpeh : “Oh, ai wa nang ki cham kuan si boh?”

Ah Lun : “Heheheh, ai mai? Jiak free leh.”

Limpeh : “Jiak free, tiang mai?”

Ah Lun : “Ok. Lak tiam phuah wa ki cher lu.”

Limpeh : “Sui.”